God Knows Podcast: Live from Valhalla
Thor, the legendary god of old, is a little vexed with ”Head Office’s” rehousing scheme. His tier-four divinity lodgings - a dilapidated terrace in the North of England - now hosts the once mighty Valhalla within an attic conversion. He’s also been lumbered with a motley crew of divine D listers: Dionysus, the alcoholic god of wine and party time; Cupid, the snack-addicted god of love and poor bodily hygiene; Amon, an oily demon with a passion for musical theatre. They’re not 100% sure of what a podcast is, but the guys live in hope that it’ll raise their profiles and help reclaim some of their former glory. And with heavenly guests popping in each episode, god knows, they might yet do it!
Episodes
![Thor’s Birthday Planning Committee (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 03)](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
6 days ago
6 days ago
The gods plan the biggest blowout this side of the Trojan War. Dionysus, in his role as Official Party Meister, has sorted the venue, buffet and music, but what about the extensive celebrity guest list? Will Miriam Margolyes accept her invitation? Cupid is crossing his tiny golden wings she does.
Warning: contains ‘passing’ references to the Court of King Caractacus.
![Kraken’s breath (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 02)](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Kraken’s breath (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 02)
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Cupid has eaten a family pack of rancid prawn crackers. Uh oh, the outhouse has been infested with verminous gnomes, and Dionysus has something special fermenting in the indoor latrine. It’s a full code brown emergency situation. What is our cuddly God of Love to do?
Warning: contains foul language and references to noxious brown fountains.
![Clean up on aisle three (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 01)](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Clean up on aisle three (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 01)
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Thor and Dionysus trudge the Chuffed Buyer Supermarket aisles on a quest for godly sustenance. Unfortunately, our God of Wine and Party Time has the divine munchies and his pester power is dialled up to 11. But, as we all know, Thor isn’t made of florins… or a patient temperament.
Warning: contains foul language and references to off-brand products.
![Season 02, Ep 01 - The wickedest man in the world?](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Thursday May 30, 2024
Season 02, Ep 01 - The wickedest man in the world?
Thursday May 30, 2024
Thursday May 30, 2024
The boys are joined by the wickedest man in the world - no, not Tom Hanks, that’s just a baseless internet rumour. It’s the wandering spirit of Aleister Crowley that’s seeking to make a demonic pact with Amon. Surely our resident imp can’t be stupid enough to sign the contract. But how exactly do Boudicca, man jam and Cheryl Baker’s legs come into the mix? Tune in to find out more. If you dare… Mwah, mwah, mwah!
Warning: contains foul language and references to unnatural goat shenanigans.
![’Twas the Night Before Yuletide (A Visit from Odin, bonus content)](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
’Twas the Night Before Yuletide (A Visit from Odin, bonus content)
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Thor delivers this enchanting Viking poem, evoking the magic and majesty of a Norse Yule. Wonderful!
![O Flesh-Mass Tree (bonus content)](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Monday Dec 18, 2023
O Flesh-Mass Tree (bonus content)
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Monday Dec 18, 2023
From our latest Yuletide spectacular. Enjoy this traditional Norse carol!
![Season 01, Ep 05 - Christmas, Yuletide, Bacchanalia extravaganza](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Friday Dec 15, 2023
Season 01, Ep 05 - Christmas, Yuletide, Bacchanalia extravaganza
Friday Dec 15, 2023
Friday Dec 15, 2023
The boys warmly welcome you to their sensational seasonal special. Of course, being gods of different faiths, their celebratory traditions aren't exactly aligned. It's not easy to reconcile a heady mix of entrails-bedecked trees, vomitoriums and Mariah Carey. No matter, a couple of St Nick's elves pop in for a tinsel-tastic interview. Well, they used to work for Santa, anyway!
Warning: contains foul language and references to elven gimpery.
![Season 01, Ep 04 - The Mothman cometh](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Season 01, Ep 04 - The Mothman cometh
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Dion’s favourite cryptid has a substance abuse problem and, being half moth, that substance is photons. The gods have blacked-out Valhalla in preparation, but will this be enough to prevent their guest from O.D.ing on sweet, sweet light? There’s no denying, Mothman is one weird dude.
Warning: contains foul language and references to the consumption of granny knickers.
![Season 01, Ep 03 - River Styx reverse back flip splits](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
Season 01, Ep 03 - River Styx reverse back flip splits
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
With Amon in charge of booking tonight’s guest, you’d expect it to be someone crazed and demonic. And you’d be right. Much to Thor and Dionysus’ vexation, Charon, the underworld ferryman, visits Valhalla for a song and dance spectacular.
Warning: contains foul language and extended periods of musical theatre.
Get in touch:
@godknowspodcast (X, Twitter)
godknowspodcast@gmail.com
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![Season 01, Ep 02 - Jesticles](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/17412882/God_Knows_New_Thumbnail_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
Season 01, Ep 02 - Jesticles
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
The boys welcome Momus, god of satire and mockery, to Valhalla. Thor, a lifelong fan, is in great spirits, but will the clowning around get out of hand?
A special guest appearance from Herbert Channing, comedic giant of the working men’s club scene, makes this an episode you’d be f*****g bonkers to miss.
Warning: contains foul language and intimate descriptions of clown anatomy.
Get in touch:
@godknowspodcast (X, Twitter)
godknowspodcast@gmail.com
Brought to you by:
Monkey Pump Productions
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Get in touch: @godknowspodcast (X, Twitter) godknowspodcast@gmail.com
Brought to you by: Monkey Pump Productions