Clean up on aisle three (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 01)

Thor and Dionysus trudge the Chuffed Buyer Supermarket aisles on a quest for godly sustenance. Unfortunately, our God of Wine and Party Time has the divine munchies and his pester power is dialled up to 11. But, as we all know, Thor isn’t made of florins… or a patient temperament. 

Warning: contains foul language and references to off-brand products.