God Knows Podcast: Live from Valhalla
Thor, the legendary god of old, is a little vexed with ”Head Office’s” rehousing scheme. His tier-four divinity lodgings - a dilapidated terrace in the North of England - now hosts the once mighty Valhalla within an attic conversion. He’s also been lumbered with a motley crew of divine D listers: Dionysus, the alcoholic god of wine and party time; Cupid, the snack-addicted god of love and poor bodily hygiene; Amon, an oily demon with a passion for musical theatre. They’re not 100% sure of what a podcast is, but the guys live in hope that it’ll raise their profiles and help reclaim some of their former glory. And with heavenly guests popping in each episode, god knows, they might yet do it!
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Episodes
Friday Dec 15, 2023
Friday Dec 15, 2023
The boys warmly welcome you to their sensational seasonal special. Of course, being gods of different faiths, their celebratory traditions aren't exactly aligned. It's not easy to reconcile a heady mix of entrails-bedecked trees, vomitoriums and Mariah Carey. No matter, a couple of St Nick's elves pop in for a tinsel-tastic interview. Well, they used to work for Santa, anyway!
Warning: contains foul language and references to elven gimpery.
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Dion’s favourite cryptid has a substance abuse problem and, being half moth, that substance is photons. The gods have blacked-out Valhalla in preparation, but will this be enough to prevent their guest from O.D.ing on sweet, sweet light? There’s no denying, Mothman is one weird dude.
Warning: contains foul language and references to the consumption of granny knickers.
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
With Amon in charge of booking tonight’s guest, you’d expect it to be someone crazed and demonic. And you’d be right. Much to Thor and Dionysus’ vexation, Charon, the underworld ferryman, visits Valhalla for a song and dance spectacular.
Warning: contains foul language and extended periods of musical theatre.
Get in touch:
@godknowspodcast (X, Twitter)
godknowspodcast@gmail.com
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Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
The boys welcome Momus, god of satire and mockery, to Valhalla. Thor, a lifelong fan, is in great spirits, but will the clowning around get out of hand?
A special guest appearance from Herbert Channing, comedic giant of the working men’s club scene, makes this an episode you’d be f*****g bonkers to miss.
Warning: contains foul language and intimate descriptions of clown anatomy.
Get in touch:
@godknowspodcast (X, Twitter)
godknowspodcast@gmail.com
Brought to you by:
Monkey Pump Productions
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
From the hallowed feasting tables of Valhalla, join Thor, Dionysus and Amon for their inaugural episode. And to kickstart their divine new podcast, the boys interview a real A-lister. But he shouldn’t expect a warm reception. The homeless Cupid has been imposing on the gods’ hospitality for weeks. He may be the god of love (and, possibly, crisps) but the living room settee is now riper than a dung troll’s cleft.
Warning: contains foul language and puerile godly behaviour.
Get in touch:
@godknowspodcast (X, Twitter)
godknowspodcast@gmail.com
Brought to you by:
Monkey Pump Productions
Get in touch: @godknowspodcast (X, Twitter) godknowspodcast@gmail.com
Brought to you by: Monkey Pump Productions